NEATZ

 

Four ragtag good for nothings met and formed a group in April 2016

They created a blend of hot chocolate funk and 12% cider metal to form a new genre of music hence forth known as next school punk

They are considered to be the most famous band by association

There journey is only just beginning but surely many a fearsome battle awaits

Will they conquer and get the princess or fail and become ogre poop

Stay tuned for more

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Vocals: Big Josh - a giant from the European plains of Londinium

Guitar: Satoshi - A wild beast found in the not\rthern mountains of Japan

Bass: Caramel - made from the smoothest sugars in the stratosphere

Drums: Yeti - Spotted only once on a small island somewhere in the pacific, not much is known about it

 

 
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